Blonde Jokes
I guess whenever someone says they oppose bullying gays, then turns around and says in the next breath they also oppose a law that says, No bullying gays, that gives folks reason to pause.
Anyway, when I did it, it gave Brunette (who regularly posts here and whom I enjoy reading) qualms. She wrote: “Carter, I’d have a lot more confidence in your intellectual point if I knew that as a matter of moral concern you’d be the first to tell a child that bullying someone for being gay is wrong.”
Fair enough.
Now, my daughters seem more inclined to adopt homosexuals than critisize them, but if they were inclined to bullying, I’d advise them – except in politics and WWF Wrestling – it’s out of bounds.
That said, I’d like to turn Brunette’s point around a bit and take the debate in a different direction.
I expect conservatives and liberals can probably agree the debate over gay rights comes down to civil rights. My point is by outlawing ‘bullying against gays’ – as opposed to just bullying period – gay rights groups are taking a step in that direction. I don’t mind going along with them to stop bullying. But I’m not with them on the other part of their agenda.
Which brings me to blondes. Since the notables in the state legislature have turned a bullying bill into a civil rights debate, maybe we can make a case legislators should help blondes out too. After all, blondes can’t help the color of their hair. And they take a lot of heat. Some wicked person has been sending me scads of blonde jokes that are circulating on the Internet. For instance:
Magic Mirror
There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror. If you told a lie it would suck you in.
One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the mirror and said, “I think I’m the most beautiful woman in the world,” and it sucked her in.
The next day a redhead walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said, “I think I’m the most beautiful woman in the world,” and it sucked her in.
The next day a blonde walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said, “I think…” and it sucked her in.
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Blonde Jokes
I guess whenever someone says they oppose bullying gays, then turns around and says in the next breath they also oppose a law that says, No bullying gays, that gives folks reason to pause.
Anyway, when I did it, it gave Brunette (who regularly posts here and whom I enjoy reading) qualms. She wrote: “Carter, I’d have a lot more confidence in your intellectual point if I knew that as a matter of moral concern you’d be the first to tell a child that bullying someone for being gay is wrong.”
Fair enough.
Now, my daughters seem more inclined to adopt homosexuals than critisize them, but if they were inclined to bullying, I’d advise them – except in politics and WWF Wrestling – it’s out of bounds.
That said, I’d like to turn Brunette’s point around a bit and take the debate in a different direction.
I expect conservatives and liberals can probably agree the debate over gay rights comes down to civil rights. My point is by outlawing ‘bullying against gays’ – as opposed to just bullying period – gay rights groups are taking a step in that direction. I don’t mind going along with them to stop bullying. But I’m not with them on the other part of their agenda.
Which brings me to blondes. Since the notables in the state legislature have turned a bullying bill into a civil rights debate, maybe we can make a case legislators should help blondes out too. After all, blondes can’t help the color of their hair. And they take a lot of heat. Some wicked person has been sending me scads of blonde jokes that are circulating on the Internet. For instance:
Magic Mirror
There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror. If you told a lie it would suck you in.
One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the mirror and said, “I think I’m the most beautiful woman in the world,” and it sucked her in.
The next day a redhead walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said, “I think I’m the most beautiful woman in the world,” and it sucked her in.
The next day a blonde walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said, “I think…” and it sucked her in.
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