Best Commencement Line Ever

My daughter and her 87 classmates lucked out at their St. Mary’s School Commencement Sunday: Their speaker was Betty Ray McCain.
 
Betty, a 1950 St. Mary’s Junior College grad, is not only a pioneering example for young women and one of the state’s most accomplished leaders, but also one of the funniest people in the world. And she was firing off one-liners like a machine gun Sunday.
 
Here’s her best: “My high school in Faison was so small we had to use the same car for driver’s education and sex education.”
 
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Best Commencement Line Ever

My daughter and her 87 classmates lucked out at their St. Mary’s School Commencement Sunday: Their speaker was Betty Ray McCain.
 
Betty, a 1950 St. Mary’s Junior College grad, is not only a pioneering example for young women and one of the state’s most accomplished leaders, but also one of the funniest people in the world. And she was firing off one-liners like a machine gun Sunday.
 
Here’s her best: “My high school in Faison was so small we had to use the same car for driver’s education and sex education.”
 
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