Tiger, Mark and John
2009-12-10 - by
Tiger Woods, Mark Sanford and John Edwards should arrange a threesome – on the golf course, that is. They have a lot in common.
Like how to fall so far so fast.
The Roaming Eye of the Tiger makes Sanford Sanford
A legislative committee said Sanford brought “ridicule, dishonor, disgrace and shame” to the State of South Carolina
That takes some doing.
Maybe Bill Clinton could round out the foursome – and give pointers on surviving “ridicule, dishonor, disgrace and shame.”
I love hearing PR experts pontificate about what they would tell Tiger to do – if only he would call and pay them big bucks.
There is nothing he can do. Not for a long time.
He’ll spend next year negotiating a divorce settlement and child custody with Elin. He’ll have plenty of time to work on his game, since he can’t show his face at a golf tournament.
Can you imagine the hecklers? Can you imagine any pro willing to be paired with him – other than John Daly?
Maybe in 2011 Tiger can rejoin the tour and resume his march to 18 majors.
The only question is whether his life story will have two parts – Rise and Fall – or three: Rise, Fall and Comeback.
Tiger, Mark and John
2009-12-10/
Tiger Woods, Mark Sanford and John Edwards should arrange a threesome – on the golf course, that is. They have a lot in common.
Like how to fall so far so fast.
The Roaming Eye of the Tiger makes Sanford Sanford
A legislative committee said Sanford brought “ridicule, dishonor, disgrace and shame” to the State of South Carolina
That takes some doing.
Maybe Bill Clinton could round out the foursome – and give pointers on surviving “ridicule, dishonor, disgrace and shame.”
I love hearing PR experts pontificate about what they would tell Tiger to do – if only he would call and pay them big bucks.
There is nothing he can do. Not for a long time.
He’ll spend next year negotiating a divorce settlement and child custody with Elin. He’ll have plenty of time to work on his game, since he can’t show his face at a golf tournament.
Can you imagine the hecklers? Can you imagine any pro willing to be paired with him – other than John Daly?
Maybe in 2011 Tiger can rejoin the tour and resume his march to 18 majors.
The only question is whether his life story will have two parts – Rise and Fall – or three: Rise, Fall and Comeback.