Rock Bottom but Not Boring

Women were coming out of the woodwork for weeks pointing fingers at Donald Trump and Trump’s been saying if you really want to vote against a man who grabs and kisses women you ought to vote against Hillary because of Bill.

We’ve had more sex on our hands than needed but finally it died down. For a moment. When Jim Comey announced that while investigating a former Congressman named Weiner (for his peccadillos with teenage girls) the FBI had found a computer with 650,000 emails on it including emails from Weiner’s estranged wife, Hillary aide Huma Abedin.

Then the FBI reopened Hillary’s email investigation, Hillary went a little berserk, sounding like the meanest mother-in-law you ever heard, and Trump started rising in the polls.

Then to prove the FBI’s not political, on the Sunday before the election when there were no Republican Congressmen within miles of Washington, Comey wrote two Republican Committee Chairmen to announce his latest investigation had proved Hillary was innocent. His letter arrived just in time for the newspapers to put it on the front page the day before the election.

American politics hit rock bottom this election. But no one can say it’s been boring.

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Rock Bottom but Not Boring

Women were coming out of the woodwork for weeks pointing fingers at Donald Trump and Trump’s been saying if you really want to vote against a man who grabs and kisses women you ought to vote against Hillary because of Bill.

We’ve had more sex on our hands than needed but finally it died down. For a moment. When Jim Comey announced that while investigating a former Congressman named Weiner (for his peccadillos with teenage girls) the FBI had found a computer with 650,000 emails on it including emails from Weiner’s estranged wife, Hillary aide Huma Abedin.

Then the FBI reopened Hillary’s email investigation, Hillary went a little berserk, sounding like the meanest mother-in-law you ever heard, and Trump started rising in the polls.

Then to prove the FBI’s not political, on the Sunday before the election when there were no Republican Congressmen within miles of Washington, Comey wrote two Republican Committee Chairmen to announce his latest investigation had proved Hillary was innocent. His letter arrived just in time for the newspapers to put it on the front page the day before the election.

American politics hit rock bottom this election. But no one can say it’s been boring.

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