Rudy Giuliani said we should Google “Hillary Clinton Illness” and see what comes up. Well, let’s Google “Donald Trump Illness” and see what comes up.

Aha! Terms like “psychopath,” “Narcissistic Personality Disorder (an exaggerated sense of self-importance)” and – thanks to a TAPster – “sociopathic projection…in which humans defend themselves against their own unconscious impulses or qualities (both positive and negative) by denying their existence in themselves while attributing them to others….(such as) accusing you of cheating, accusing you of being dishonest or lying….”

The Internet says Trump is nuts. So it must be true.

But Trump and Crazy Rudy are talking about Hillary Clinton’s physical health, strength and stamina. (After all, they know a woman can’t do the job of President.)

So let’s examine Trump’s physical health.

Here’s what we know. He’s clearly overweight, and he looks like he’s gaining weight. (Or his hands are getting smaller.) He brags that he eats mainly fast food, especially Big Macs and fries. He gets no exercise. He sleeps only three or four hours a night. And his only activity on the campaign trail is flying to a city, riding to the event, giving a speech, waving, shaking a few hands, then back to the car, back to the plane and home to Trump Tower. Maybe with a stop to pick up a couple of Big Macs.

Now, I’m almost as old as Trump. I can tell you this is no way for an old man to live. Yes, Bill Clinton loved Big Macs, too, but at least he jogged to McDonald’s. And now he’s a vegan.

We do have on record what MSNBC described as the “unintentionally hilarious, four-paragraph letter” from Trump’s doctor describing his health as “extraordinary” and his labs as “astonishingly excellent.” (No details provided.)

The letter added, “If elected, Mr. Trump, I can state unequivocally, will be the healthiest individual ever elected to the presidency.”

After some questioning, the good doctor retreated somewhat from that suspiciously Trump-like language. He admitted he wrote the letter in just five minutes while a limo waited downstairs to pick it up and that “some of those words didn’t come out exactly the way they were meant.”

Trump is 70, and Hillary Clinton is 68. Anybody who knows anything about men and women at this stage of life knows who is more likely to be watching their diet, exercising and seeing a real doctor. And who is likely to live the longest and stay the healthiest.

Trump says that if Hillary wins, the Second Amendment people might take care of things.

If he wins, the Big Macs might take care of things.