Here are just a few of the jokes and one-liners I’ve heard since his hunting mishap:

• The White House says it wants to make up with Hillary Clinton. So they’re inviting her on a hunting trip with the Vice President.

• Now we know why Dick Cheney got five deferments from the Vietnam War.

• Dick Cheney can’t find Osama, but he can nail a 78-year-old lawyer.

• Isn’t the administration carrying its attacks on lawyers too far?