Tweets We Want to See

On Twitter all politicians are relentlessly upbeat and never edgy. Like: “Great meeting with Meck Co Dems tonight!” “Looking forward to talking with kids at Morse Science High.” “We can fix this.”
 
Here are tweets I want to see from candidates:
 
“Up at 6 and not in until 1 am. #frazzled Am going to kill my %^*+@ing scheduler #homicidal”
 
“Just finished presser with capital media. #a—holes asked about nothing but why I’m behind in polls. What a bunch of #cluelessidiots”
 
“Spent 4 hours today making fundraising calls #grovel. Wish I had Richard Moore’s $$. I’d tell ‘em all to stick it #nopromises”
 
“Tepid reception to my stump speech at rally tonight #findnewspeechwriter. But think blonde on front row winked at me #johnedwards.”
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Tweets We Want to See

On Twitter all politicians are relentlessly upbeat and never edgy. Like: “Great meeting with Meck Co Dems tonight!” “Looking forward to talking with kids at Morse Science High.” “We can fix this.”
 
Here are tweets I want to see from candidates:
 
“Up at 6 and not in until 1 am. #frazzled Am going to kill my %^*+@ing scheduler #homicidal”
 
“Just finished presser with capital media. #a—holes asked about nothing but why I’m behind in polls. What a bunch of #cluelessidiots”
 
“Spent 4 hours today making fundraising calls #grovel. Wish I had Richard Moore’s $$. I’d tell ‘em all to stick it #nopromises”
 
“Tepid reception to my stump speech at rally tonight #findnewspeechwriter. But think blonde on front row winked at me #johnedwards.”
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