When you come back from overseas, you look at American politics with fresh eyes. The first thing that caught my eye was the stupid cap Donald Trump wears.

That’s reason enough to disqualify him from the Presidency.

He wears the stupid cap, of course, to keep his stupid hairstyle from flying about wildly.

Any man who spends that much time on his hair is by definition not psychologically fit to be President.

What would he do as President? Wear an Air Force One cap when he gets off the plane? An “I Love Vladimir” cap when he goes to Moscow? A Mao cap in Beijing? A beret in Paris? A Stetson in Texas? A sombrero in Mexico? (Oh, right. Never mind.)

Let’s elect a President with a sensible hairstyle.