Trump read a story about Ron DeSantis, tore into the New York Post on the internet for what he called ‘a puff piece,’ took a breath, added, ‘DeSantis is a RINO…getting clobbered in the polls by me,’ took another breath, shrugged, ‘I don’t read the Post anymore. It’s fake news, just like Fox & WSJ!’

Trumpster princess Marjorie Taylor Greene, stirred up, tweeted, ‘We need a national divorce. We need to separate red states and blue states…’ Is she ready to fire on Fort Sumter?

Watching Biden with Zelensky in Kyiv sent Matt Gaetz into a tizzy: ‘Biden’s ditching America for Ukraine. They can have him.’

Trump, Greene, Gaetz, three internet banshees, all knives out.