Sinking Sensation

A TAPster sees a connection between strange events.
 
First, “the Dean Dome wine and cheesers booed Governor Perdue last week. That disruption in the universe apparently poisoned the UNC basketball team, which played one of its worst games in history at Florida State. The Tar Heels’ spot-on imitation of a junior high team prompted a huge celebration in Tallahassee, which frightened and addled the old ball coach Roy Williams. So he led his team from courtside early, abandoning five scrubs in a hostile environment to finish the hoops debacle started by the superstars.
 
“Which leads us to this question: What do Roy Williams, Bev Perdue and an Italian cruise ship have in common?
 
“Answer: They’ve all hit rock bottom.”
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Sinking Sensation

A TAPster sees a connection between strange events.
 
First, “the Dean Dome wine and cheesers booed Governor Perdue last week. That disruption in the universe apparently poisoned the UNC basketball team, which played one of its worst games in history at Florida State. The Tar Heels’ spot-on imitation of a junior high team prompted a huge celebration in Tallahassee, which frightened and addled the old ball coach Roy Williams. So he led his team from courtside early, abandoning five scrubs in a hostile environment to finish the hoops debacle started by the superstars.
 
“Which leads us to this question: What do Roy Williams, Bev Perdue and an Italian cruise ship have in common?
 
“Answer: They’ve all hit rock bottom.”
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