If you’re not mad at Pat McCrory about the pick-on-LGBT-people bill, try this: Over Easter, his administration has ordered state troopers to ticket people going 56 in a 55 mph zone or 71 in a 70 mph zone.

Forget about drunk drivers, texting drivers and truly reckless drivers. Let’s crack down on old farts like me who already drive so slow it’s a family joke.

Have a happy Easter and, if you get a ticket, thank Pat.