I Apologize If You’re Offended

It has to be the most insincere and overused political phrase of the year: “I apologize if anyone was offended by what I said.”
 
In other words, “you’re an oversensitive wimp to be upset about what I said but I’ve got to make some kind of apology to satisfy the media.”
 
The latest:
 
Tom Fetzer re Hugh Holliman: “I told him that I was sorry if the mailer caused him or his family any anguish,”
 
Jerry Brown’s “infuriatingly insincere sounding apology wrapped in excuses” to Meg Whitman:
 
Saying “whore” is not equivalent to using the N-word. It was a “five-week-old private conversation picked up on a cell phone….I’m not even sure it’s legal” to have released the tape….I’m sorry it happened. That does not represent anything other than things that happen in a campaign.”
 
I yearn to hear: “I’m sorry. I screwed up.”
 
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I Apologize If You’re Offended

It has to be the most insincere and overused political phrase of the year: “I apologize if anyone was offended by what I said.”
 
In other words, “you’re an oversensitive wimp to be upset about what I said but I’ve got to make some kind of apology to satisfy the media.”
 
The latest:
 
Tom Fetzer re Hugh Holliman: “I told him that I was sorry if the mailer caused him or his family any anguish,”
 
Jerry Brown’s “infuriatingly insincere sounding apology wrapped in excuses” to Meg Whitman:
 
Saying “whore” is not equivalent to using the N-word. It was a “five-week-old private conversation picked up on a cell phone….I’m not even sure it’s legal” to have released the tape….I’m sorry it happened. That does not represent anything other than things that happen in a campaign.”
 
I yearn to hear: “I’m sorry. I screwed up.”
 
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