I’d love to know why that North Korean missile blew up. Was it North Korean bungling? Or did the Pentagon zap it with some super-secret electro-magnetic death-ray?

I like to believe it was a death-ray – because then saving ourselves from Kim Jong-un would be as simple as pushing a button.

However, just before that missile launched, President Trump told Kim Jong-un he was “sending an armada, very powerful” to North Korea – but, three days later, it turned out our armada was steaming in the wrong direction (south instead of north) away from Korea.

So, it looks like, it was bungling.