Worrying About Primaries

A legislator looked at a bill, winched, looked at another legislator and said, ‘Well, if I don’t vote for it I guess I’ll land in a primary.’
 
‘You think,’ the second legislator said, ‘that Republicans in your district are for people carrying guns in bars?’ The bill allowed people carry guns in bars, restaurants and on college campuses (as long as the gun is in a locked box).
 
‘Looking at the emails I’m getting,’ the first legislator said, ‘I’d say they do.’
 
‘How many emails are you talking about?’
 
‘Over a hundred.’
 
‘And how many Republican voters are in your district?’
 
‘About 20,000.’
 
‘So, because you got a hundred emails, you think you’re hearing the voice of 20,000 Republicans saying they support people carrying pistols in bars?’
 
The first legislator bristled. ‘You think that’s wrong?’
 
‘I think if you want to know what voters think you should take a poll.’
 
The first legislator, his mind made up, scratched his head. ‘You ever try that?’
 
‘Yep.’
 
‘What did it show?’
 
‘It said Republican voters have more common sense than legislators give them credit for.’
 
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Worrying About Primaries

A legislator looked at a bill, winched, looked at another legislator and said, ‘Well, if I don’t vote for it I guess I’ll land in a primary.’
 
‘You think,’ the second legislator said, ‘that Republicans in your district are for people carrying guns in bars?’ The bill allowed people carry guns in bars, restaurants and on college campuses (as long as the gun is in a locked box).
 
‘Looking at the emails I’m getting,’ the first legislator said, ‘I’d say they do.’
 
‘How many emails are you talking about?’
 
‘Over a hundred.’
 
‘And how many Republican voters are in your district?’
 
‘About 20,000.’
 
‘So, because you got a hundred emails, you think you’re hearing the voice of 20,000 Republicans saying they support people carrying pistols in bars?’
 
The first legislator bristled. ‘You think that’s wrong?’
 
‘I think if you want to know what voters think you should take a poll.’
 
The first legislator, his mind made up, scratched his head. ‘You ever try that?’
 
‘Yep.’
 
‘What did it show?’
 
‘It said Republican voters have more common sense than legislators give them credit for.’
 
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