posted on June 06, 2012 18:01
Richard who’s Irish and Catholic sat listening to Mike the Republican and Tom the Democrat arguing then laid down his fork, leaned forward and said: Let me see if I’ve got this right. Pat McCrory’s going to sue the Democrats. The Democrats are already suing Pat McCrory. And the Democratic Chairman is about to get sued for defamation of character by a Republican lawyer who’s representing a man to whom the Democrats paid $10,000 to settle a sexual harassment case. He continued:
Pat McCrory’s got a new ad but the Democrats have two new ads attacking him. Obama’s got a new ad and the Republicans have two new ads attacking him. Poor Walter Dalton has no ads at all but the Republicans have two ads saying he’s Bev Perdue.
The Democrats have a poll that says Obama is ahead. The Republicans have a poll that says Romney’s ahead. The Republicans’ poll says McCrory’s surging. The Democrats’ poll says Dalton’s gaining.
Richard folded his hands. Now before you fellows start arguing again I want to ask you one question: Aren’t you a little worried if you keep carrying on like this you’re going to end up looking as silly as the Desperate Housewives of New Jersey?